FOR SALE: The 1970 Pontiac Grand Prix Model J
The Triple-Black Time Machine You Didn't Know You Needed.
What you are looking at isn't just a car; it's a 1970 Pontiac Grand Prix Model J. But it's not just any Grand Prix. This is a factory Triple Black beast. Black paint. Black vinyl top. Black interior. It is the automotive equivalent of a bespoke tuxedo, if that tuxedo was powered by premium gasoline and unbridled American optimism.
The Heart of the Beast
Under that hood-which is roughly the length of a bowling lane-lies the legendary 400 cubic-inch V8. And yes, purists, you can breathe a sigh of relief: it is numbers-matching. It starts with a growl that frightens modern hybrid cars and idles with a rhythmic thrum that can cure mild insomnia.
The Quick Specs:
Year: 1970 (The absolute pinnacle of the muscle era before emission laws ruined the fun)
Model: Grand Prix - Model J
Engine: Numbers-Matching 400ci V8
Colorway: Triple Black (Black on Black on Black)
Condition: Turn-key, pavement-pounding ready.
OPTIONS: Cold Air conditioning
Power Brakes
Power Steering
Bucket Seats
Center Console
Rally Wheels
Why this car will ruin your life (in a good way):
The Cockpit: The dashboard wraps around you like a 1970s fighter jet. You don't drive this car; you pilot it.
The Attention: If you are witness protection, do not buy this car. You cannot go to the grocery store without a 45-minute
conversation with a guy named Gary who "used to have one just like it."
The Investment: They aren't making any more of them. Try parking a Bitcoin in your garage and polishing it on a Sunday morning. It just isn't the same.
Call 314-346-6039 with any questions or to purchase! 314-346-6039
